Exit

Bimps1002 · 2012-11-27 20:54:44

NEW GAME

Bobithan · 2012-11-28 15:42:40

Bimps1002 wrote:

NEW GAME

It seems like you only have 2 choices.

Bimps1002 · 2012-11-28 17:56:30

SAY NO

PRESS EXIT

EXPLORE INTERNET.

Bobithan · 2012-11-28 19:54:43

Bimps1002 wrote:

SAY NO
PRESS EXIT
EXPLORE INTERNET.

Pressing the "EXIT" button has sent you to your last save. Pausing is now disabled because the game got sick of these shenanigans. Esc, CTR + ALT + DEL, and any other methods of logging out of the game have been revoked from the game command code. You are stuck here now. You are stuck here forever.

Bimps1002 · 2012-11-29 06:26:46

GOD DAMMIT BOBITHAN, YOUR SO PREDICTABLE! In real life, press the button that turns off the PC/Desktop whateverthingy.

Bobithan · 2012-11-29 15:03:19

Bimps1002 wrote:

GOD DAMMIT BOBITHAN, YOUR SO PREDICTABLE! In real life, press the button that turns off the PC/Desktop whateverthingy.

The application that enables your PC to turn on/off has been deleted from your system! The characters of the game give you a mean look.
Also, you're*

All commands breaking the 4th wall from now on will be ignored.

SilverHeart · 2012-11-30 18:59:14

break the 3rd wall.

colon · 2012-12-01 13:22:02

Break the 3.99999999999999999999999th wall.

Coolio · 2012-12-01 16:26:11

Break the 3.(9 repeating) wall.

Bobithan · 2012-12-01 16:31:15

All of the above commands are invalid. Try something new.

Coolio · 2012-12-01 16:33:16

Wait, what's in the inventory?
If that's a stick in the third box, hold it in front of your face. Maybe he won't see you. Then sneak across the room.

Bobithan · 2012-12-01 21:10:19

Coolio wrote:

Wait, what's in the inventory?
If that's a stick in the third box, hold it in front of your face. Maybe he won't see you. Then sneak across the room.

You equip your DECENTLY SIZED STICK as a CLOAKING DEVICE and attempt to sneak across to the other side of the room, for no apparent reason.
While sneaking, you bump into the HATLESS FIEND clumsily, due to the fact you live in a 2D environment, blowing your cover.

colon · 2012-12-02 04:32:27

break the hatless fiend's neck

Coolio · 2012-12-02 11:45:36

Jab the stick through the enemy's head. Then say "It's a hat!"

Bobithan · 2012-12-02 22:18:21

colon wrote:

break the hatless fiend's neck

Ok.
The death of the FIEND made a door appear, seemingly out of nowhere.

SilverHeart · 2012-12-03 00:13:44

walk through door.

colon · 2012-12-04 13:49:39

stand on fiend saying ' I HAVE DA POWAAAHHH'

Bobithan · 2012-12-04 18:42:09

SilverHeart wrote:

walk through door.

You proceed to the next room and oh god what is that thing

Bimps1002 · 2012-12-05 06:39:02

poke with the stick

Bobithan · 2012-12-05 19:14:06

Bimps1002 wrote:

poke with the stick

You attempt to do so but sadly the stick is not long enough.
The CEILING FIEND eyes the stick and quickly falls in love with it, proceeding to try to take it from you.

SilverHeart · 2012-12-05 21:39:30

give stick to fiend to distract it and throw whatever the second thing in the inventory is at it.

Bobithan · 2012-12-07 21:31:13

SilverHeart wrote:

give stick to fiend to distract it and throw whatever the second thing in the inventory is at it.

You let the FIEND take the stick. who then preforms an odd mating ritual with it, then prepare to throw whatever is in the second slot of your inventory at it. You then realize that whatever the second thing in your inventory was your phone, you only contact with Mr. Hat. You wonder how he's doing.

Bimps1002 · 2012-12-09 08:37:52

eat phone to gain tumour powers

Bobithan · 2012-12-10 18:26:14

Bimps1002 wrote:

eat phone to gain tumour powers

No.

SilverHeart · 2012-12-10 21:12:18

use hat as ninja star to hit fiend.

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